CR(Change Request), KT(Knowledge transfer), reporting, bug fixing

bugs pozhikirathu...project continue aaghirathu....unnaken koduppathu KT...engalaodu labirku vantha?...LAN cable souruginaaya?...lighter eduthu client cigarette pattravaithaya?...format seithaya?...vacation koduthaya?...google paarthu code adikum programmer ku beer bottle sumanthaya?..allathu angu offshore figuregalidum kadalai poda phone pottu kuduthu pani purinthaya?....allathu nee maamaava illa machaana?...maanam kettavane...

yaarai keetkiraai CR? etharkku keetkiraai KT?...code adithu bugs kuvikkum kelai naatu offshore koottam um projecttai leave eduthu INFY ku koduthu vidum..jaakkirathai...

Thudikkirathu vaai...adakku adakku ena code naadi vantha client muham thadukkirathu..."

Project Lead :

"Ah!...Beer adikaraaya?...athu mappuku arikuri...unnai offshore anupa uththaravidukiren"

Bug 'o Bomman :

"Ah...bugs azhinthu vidavillaiyada steady tester-rukku...en code meethu kai vaitha un project INFY ke thirumbhi pogattum"